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A BIT OF A DO - Biscuitsbrown First Get Together
We all set out to Blackpool on a sunny Saturday, It was the very first get together I really must say. So all the motley crew would meet in all their glory And I being the Poet, am here to tell the story. Well disaster struck within the first half hour When JT took Coldie to admire his Proton power. His little baby, his car kidnapped by the cruel tow truck And all that Coldie could do, was laugh like f*uck Robert, who is Robert you wonder out loud and ask Ooops sorry Towey, please don't take me to task. But you did say you were a big ginger man Looking nothing like your avatar, its a complete sham! Joe 90 with his very busy life was feeling tired and stressed And after drinking brandy, went upstairs for a rest Then Johnny T recovered from his loss at last And managed on the stage to give us a blast Did we ever discover the secrets of the boiler room story BP and Wal, master stokers reliving their former glory? Dave Ollie brought his lady, a real dancing queen And me, I was doing my bare foot dance routine We mustn't forget our mate, Dangermouse He was an absent friend from the BB house But all the money he generously put behind the bar Really helped some of us get legless, and others go far! Cathy well she was really the star of the BB site The only one still standing at the end of the night! Wrinkling her nose in distaste at Coldie's plume Before calling it a night and escorting JT to his room Next morning with Coldie awol and JT glued to his bed We finally surfaced for breakfast, not much more to be said Towey and Joe 90 went off for their stick of Blackpool rock And Coldie went to bed to recover from who knows what? Now as Joe would say, I have a theory and this is what it is When he went missing from the meal, allegedly taking a p*ss Now do you remember Jimmy, the coach driver and true Scot Well, I have it on good authority, "see you Jimmy" saw the lot! Now I was very tired and emotional 'cos I never do get drunk But at three in the morning oh how those kebabs stunk! So if this hasn't put you off, don't read it while eating your dinners Come to the next one, and Joe, please forgive us for being such sinners! Written by Carolina de la Cruz © 2003 |
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