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This is another cracking page sent in by Pete Lyons

Enjoy.

1. His men would follow him everywhere, but only out of curiosity.
2. I would not breed from this officer.
3. This officer is really not so much as a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seem that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
5. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
6. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
7. Technically sound, but socially impossible.
8. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
9. This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
10. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
11. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
12. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
13. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
14. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
15. This man has a self destruct button that he pushes with boring regularity.
16. This soldier is an active member of the regiment who supports all the social functions without regard for his own personal safety!


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