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Total number of entries = 2352
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Word
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Description
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Sent By
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Septic (Tank) |
Affectionate term (Noun) used to describe our allies across in the US and the answer to \'Who the fuck is firing on their own troops?\' |
Rick Chester |
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Shitstabber |
A person who bats for the other side |
Rick Chester |
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Portland Commando |
A bunch of Mums + Daughters from Portland who are of loose morals. |
Jimbo |
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Ten %er |
All civilian cleaners and kitchen staff the MOD has to employ to appear P.C i.e 10% of the workforce have to be mongs |
jonno |
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pan basher |
civilian pot washers found in cook houses |
jonno |
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cofftea |
a hot beberage served out of norwegians when on range days |
jonno |
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rats |
distgusting |
jonno |
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howling |
not very nice |
jonno |
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outf***ingstanding |
As good as it gets (Navy) |
wiseunclerick |
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OFFICERSGROUNDSHEET |
FEMALES SERVING IN THE BRITISH FORCES
OTHER RANKS. |
YEAH |
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Safeguard |
A Real Incident On Board An RN Ship - Useually Used When \"The Safeguard Rule Is In Force.\" Also Used As A Form Of Honesty \"Safeguard Mate, She Was Divs!\" |
Dowdy - RN |
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officersgroundsheet |
answer in 2 days unless you do. |
J ORAM |
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RASC |
RUBBISH ASH AND SHITE COLLECTORS |
J ORAM |
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REME CAPBADGE |
HAMMER WITH A CONDOM WRAPPED AROUND IT.
IF YOU CANT HAMMER IT F--K IT. |
J ORAM |
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REME |
ROUGH ENGINEERING MADE EASY. |
J ORAM |
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F. U. |
Fuck you |
K.G. |
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waterbed |
what Marines often call Navy Females. I.E: They were told on arrival, \"All new Marines will be assigned 1 air mattress and 2 waterbeds.\" see also:air mattress |
L.T. |
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air mattress |
what Marines often call Air Force Females. I.E: They were told on arrival, \"All new Marines will be assigned 1 air mattress and 2 water beds.\" see also:water beds |
L.T. |
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mobile blackhead |
Belville grease, a black grease used on marine machinery |
george ex tiffy |
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Back Door Bandits |
Something to do with Sandhurst |
maddog mason |
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Pissing Razors |
Occupational Hazard |
maddog mason |
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Train Date |
Local minger had too much to drink and the company is getting acquinted with the young lady! |
maddog mason |
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Sloppies |
Something your mate experiances after following you in a local minger! |
maddog mason |
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Night In |
Sunday night cleaning up all the shite from last week. (Local mingers night off duty!) |
maddog mason |
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Scoring |
All are sworn to shag as many mingers as possible in shortest time possible. Well I enjoyed it! |
maddog mason |
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Beer Googles |
Local minger looks like stunner, usually followed by chewing arm off in morning |
maddog mason |
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Spit Roast |
You and good friend get well aquinted with local minger |
maddog mason |
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DOSE |
Can happen when too much fratenising with the local mingers, be careful some are real dirrty f*cks |
maddog mason |
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Dumped |
What happens when failing to keep appointment with local minger. Usually happens after scoring |
maddog mason |
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Love |
unknown, but maybe experianced when drinking good beer. |
maddog mason |
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Back Stage Pass |
During romanic interlude with local minger you end up firing it up the wrong-un!! |
maddog mason |
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Back Stage Pass |
gaining access to barracks by climbing over fence when id card lost / forgotten |
maddog mason |
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beasting |
happens 0600 Tuesday and Thursday. By big Kev Hamilton |
maddog mason |
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ripped off |
feeling you get after purchasing from NAAFI |
maddog mason |
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REME |
Top banana |
madog mason ex-reme |
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ripped off |
feeling you get when opening pay slip |
maddog mason |
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diggers |
eating utensils - see kfs |
maddog mason |
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kfs |
knife fork spoon - also see diggers |
maddog mason |
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army |
Decent bunch of lost soles (in the main) with exception of officer types - best avoided! |
maddog mason |
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private parts |
need a good wash before going out with the local mingers |
maddog mason |
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chew arm off |
what happens when you wake up next to a beast of a woman (minger) after drinking, chew arm off so she doesnt wakeup, make good escape! |
maddog mason |
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major woody |
something experianced when being dragged out of pub/night club by local minger |
maddog |
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articifer |
code for = absolute and complete arse hole. |
maddog mason |
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2nd Lewy |
spineless no balls sloopy shoulders lowlife |
maddog mason |
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officer |
wanker |
maddog mason |
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Decent food |
unknown. |
maddog mason |
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slop |
Something that slightly resembles food but tastes like s*it |
maddog mason |
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slop jockey |
someone who transorms decent raw food into something inedible |
maddog mason |
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Captain |
Complete arese hole of a human being |
maddog |
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Rupert |
Someone not to be trusted - best avoided |
maddog |
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ajustable spannner |
big hammer |
pernod. |
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On the drip |
Endearing term for not being able to make love to your gorgeous female serviceperson. :\"D\'ya get any last night?\" \"Na! she\'s on the drip\' |
Pip D |
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Draws Dracula |
A very large, thick pair of green PT knickers as worn by WRAC in training and then exceptional as an aid to polishing staff cars |
PipD |
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Deaws Dracula |
Very thick green PT knickers as worn by members of WRAC in training and exceptional as an aid to polishing your staff car. |
PipD |
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RDP NFI DSM SMR |
Run down period, not f***ing interested, don\'t see me, see my relief. ~ Any time leaving one appointment for another... |
Norm RN |
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Rockape |
RAF Regiment: The highly trained, all weather fighting machine of the RAF, one which is highly envied by all other units of the British Forces. |
Harbash (ex Rock) |
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Wazoo |
Bottom/but/bum |
Danielle (ex woof) |
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Gay |
(In old times) Happy |
Danielle (ex woof) |
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Lesbiand/Lezzie |
A girl and a girl that is ging out. |
Danielle (ex woof) |
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Gay |
A boy and a boy that is going out. |
Danielle (ex woof) |
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Crap |
Something totaly bad. e.g This party is crap!!! |
Danielle (ex woof) |
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Poo Pipe |
Use your imagination!! |
Brian (ex wafoo) |
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C A P S T A N |
An envelope sealing endearment meaning Can A Prick Stand Twice A Night? |
Brian (wafoo) |
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B U R M A |
An envelope sealing endearment code meaning Be Undressesed and Ready My Angel. |
Brian (ex wafoo) |
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Train Smash |
A Naval breakfast confection of scrambled eggs and Arrigoni tinned tomatoes |
Brian (ex wafoo) |
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Elephants foot |
Mutton suet pie - to be found wallowing in a pool of fat in Fas Lane area chippies. |
Brian (ex wafoo) |
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Bimble |
to walk or wander about |
dingerr |
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Turtle |
Affectionate name for WRAC, WREN, WRAF or any other female in the Armed Forces - Once they\'re on their back, they\'re fucked. |
John H ex Engr |
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Donkey Dick |
Short helical antenna |
subbsonic |
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FOD |
Acronym for Foreign Object Damage -e.g some prat leaving a spanner in the engine intake,causing serious & expensive problems on startup. |
Mike McCarthy RAF |
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Ackers |
Any form of foreign cash you can\'t remember the name of.(Usually when pissed) |
Mike McCarthy RAF |
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Fling-wing kings |
Helicopter crews.(Rotary wings,geddit?) |
Mike McCarthy RAF |
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Jesus nut |
A rather important device securing a helicopter\'s rotor blades to the driveshaft.Failure of this device in flight usually results in the crew meeting the Man in person. |
Mike McCarthy RAF |
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jet jockey |
Fighter pilot - Superman incarnate,-& too old for the job at 25! |
MIke McCarthy RAF |
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Sqare bashing |
Initial drill training,on that hallowed ground, where those bastard corporals.sergeants,& RSMs reigned supreme. |
Mike McCarthy RAF |
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shiny fleet |
RAF Transport Command aircraft |
Mick McCarthy |
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WRAF |
Warm Ready And Fuckable....or what you use, when you are just too bloody lazy to have a wank |
Mickrick |
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scottie |
tall dark handsome |
lesley |
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Erk |
Airman of the lowest rank |
James |
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Tail end charlie |
The soldier who patrols in the very last position. He particularly watches the back of the patrol, especially watching eventual enemy activities in the rear. |
Boekje Pienter |
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Donkey Walloper |
Original meaning applied to a Conductor in the RAOC. They used to \"wallop\" the donkeys carrying the various goods to get them moving. |
Scaley Back Brooks |
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Rockape |
RAF Regiment |
Dean Stockdale |
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johnny 2 steps |
2 steps up an 2 steps down johnny is a fucking clown. |
Daz |
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Ten to two Sue |
A squaddies usual choice of taxi partner home. |
Johnny |
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Shitlips |
A person who talks copious ammounts of bollocks,ie.Daz Hope of 3 rifles |
Johnny |
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Thraptop |
A squaddies main source of \"entertainment\" |
Johnny |
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cats arse |
The words used to describe the delicious sausage roll issued in packed meals. |
Johnny |
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lemon legs |
lady of dubious virtue. i.e. they open in a jiffy. |
anon |
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Trucker Bill |
An alternative Word for any soldier driving large trucks/trains.
The tactical hand sign for \"Trucker Bill\" is the same as for \"Go Go Go!\" |
Mr.99 |
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NATO Excavator |
Those nice tri-folding hand shovels/entrenching tools. We had a lot of fun with \'em during basic, not solely using them as a shovel, but also as hammer, a weapon, a clotheshorse, etc... |
Mr.99 |
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Flick |
Your personal loan card. Make sure that things taken off my flick, when you hand back equipment. |
anon |
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Dream sheet |
Senior Pilot\'s idea of a flying programme. e.g \"Here\'s tomorrows dream sheet\". Particularly RN FAA |
senjenbing |
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dsda |
Like asda |
Chas |
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Black & Nasty |
Black Masking Tape (Gaffa Tape) |
Nicko |
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H.O.G |
Harley Owners Group |
Mad Motosickle Man |
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Websters |
A dress code for fancy dress parties attended by R.E.M.E Personell who can\'t think of a decent theme & only have crappy old clothing anyway! |
Wedge Head |
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p 4 poacher |
the best infantry bn to grace gods earth
up the mighty poachers |
tubby again |
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NIG |
NEW IN GREEN (NEW TO BN OR REGT) |
TUBBY |
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Cinderella Leave |
Whilst in training a curfew of tweleve midnight put on the young trainees. |
Andrew |
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HorrendaPig |
An ugly member of the female sex |
Andrew |
