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Sent in by : Alistair (Fez) Parker : The MAIN road in Crete heading west past Ryhtmenon ends and runs into a field where the unsuspecting driver can be found scratching his head as he looks at sign, |
| END OF ROAD - KEEP OFF GRASS |
Cocktail lounge, Norway: |
| LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. |
Budapest Zoo, Hungary: |
| PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. |
Doctor's office, Rome: |
| SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. |
Hotel, Acapulco: |
| THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. |
Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: |
| COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF. |
Car rental brochure, Tokyo: |
| WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE, THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR. |
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