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PERFORMANCE FACTORS |
FAR EXCEEDS JOB STANDARDS |
EXCEEDS JOB STANDARDS |
MEETS JOB STANDARDS |
NEEDS SOME IMPROVEMENT |
DOES NOT MEET MINIMUM STANDARDS |
| QUALITY | Leaps tall buildings in a single bound | Must take a run up in order to leap tall buildings | Can leap over short buildings | Has managed to crash into buildings on several occasions | Cannot distinguish buildings from any other surrounding objects |
| LIVELINESS | Faster than a speeding bullet | As fast as a speeding bullet | Slightly slower than a speeding bullet | Slower than a stationary bullet | Shot himself whilst performing test |
| INITIATIVE | Stronger than a locomotive | Stronger than a bull elephant | Stronger than a bull | Smells like a bull | Recommending sacking him and hiring the bull |
| ADAPTABILITY | Consistently walks on water | Walks on water in emergencies | Washes regularly with water | Involuntarily passes water | Drowned during the test |
| COMMUNICATION | Talks with God | Talks with the angels | Talks to himself | Argues with himself | Shouts at people only he can see |